weeklyworldnews:

onapalehorsexx:

weeklyworldnews:

Apart from being the fourth child of a single parent who happens to be GOD, my wife is the goddess of destruction, I have a brother who’s the Devil, I was kinda adopted by the Allfather, and among my children I have a giant serpent, a giant wolf, and an eight-legged horse.

The giant wolf is currently complimenting the goddess of destruction on how hot she is.

Top that.

I could try but we’d need some diagrams to get through this.

There’s a difference between a weird family tree and one that goes in circles. I still win. You guys are just…wow.

You know, whenever I’m too weirded out by all those people I happen to be related to, you guys just make me so grateful that for all that at least I’m not an angel.

kalithedarkmother:

milligan-winchester:

kalithedarkmother:

milligan-winchester:

kalithedarkmother reblogged your post: kalithedarkmother replied to your post: *scoffs*…

*laughs* Of what, little Winchester?

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This.

I see a lost sad puppy boy. Much like his older brother Sam.

Like I said. You only wish that you could be as ravishingly beautiful as I am.

That must be the gayest thing I have ever heard. You put Narcissus to shame.

Awww, you’re so sweet.  Thanks!

kalithedarkmother:

milligan-winchester:

kalithedarkmother reblogged your post: kalithedarkmother replied to your post: *scoffs*…

*laughs* Of what, little Winchester?

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This.

I see a lost sad puppy boy. Much like his older brother Sam.

Like I said. You only wish that you could be as ravishingly beautiful as I am.

kalithedarkmother reblogged your post: kalithedarkmother replied to your post: *scoffs*…

*laughs* Of what, little Winchester?

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This.

kalithedarkmother replied to your post: *scoffs* God’s gift to women?

Yes, and that is my point precisely.

I’m pretty sure you’re only saying that because you’re jealous.　

kawaiifarts:

Another one bites the dust.

I’m not actually related to them, by the way.  I’m pretty sure I just descended from the heavens a fully-formed genetic miracle as God’s gift to the women of the world.  Nope, not related at all.

padalecky:

#screw it i’m going to save adam from hell by myself

Poor Dean.  So jealous.  All those months playing hard to get, and then one day he turns around and his archangel has run off with his little brother instead.